Sunday, September 25, 2016

LRW Wrestling Presents...Joshua Lonergan


      Our newest addition to the LRW Wrestling roster just might be that "face" we've been looking for -- the handsome, young hero who will give the "heels" of our federation their long overdue comeuppance!!!
     Standing at a height of 5' 10" tall, weighing in at 174 lbs. and hailing from the rural community of Sandwich, New Hampshire -- LRW Wrestling is proud to present Joshua Lonergan!!!
Joshua removes his red-white-and-blue ring jacket
       Joshua just finished a stint serving our nation as a paratrooper with the 425th Infantry Division (Airborne), jumping out of C-17's into combat zones. Stationed at Fort Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska, Josh had no difficulty adjusting to the frigid climate -- he's originally a farm boy from Sandwich, New Hampshire who has ten years of experience in growing crops and raising poultry!!!
     Young Joshua comes to us with four years of theater experience, but now he is primarily involved in film work. The Devil Knocks Twice, Calling in Demons, and Don't Let Daisy Die are three of Joshua's most recent film credits, which makes us worry that our patriotic hero may be getting typecast as a villain in slasher films!!!
     In addition, like so many LRW Wrestlers, Joshua is involved in the modeling industry, having been featured in advertisements for Reebok and New Balance sportswear, plus G-Star (a Dutch designer clothing company).
A photo from Joshua's modeling portfolio
      Joshua bears a striking resemblance to James Dean, and he has consciously emulated the silver screen icon in many of his modeling pics. Oh, and Joshua is also a huge fan of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. What's not to love about this guy???
No, that's not Joshua. It's James Dean from "Rebel Without A Cause."
     Astrologically speaking, Joshua is a Leo -- which means that three of our four most recent hirees (Joltin' Juke Jason, Sean Evans, and now Joshua) have been Leos!!!
     The fourth new member of our roster (and the sole "heel" of the group) is, of course, Kurt Mendelsohn -- and Joshua has no love for him whatsoever!!! Joshua had harsh words when speaking of Kurt's most recent match (against Sean Evans): ""a shame...very spiteful...it says a lot about who he is as a person...to see what he was doing to that poor guy, it honestly pissed me off..." Then Joshua discarded his red-white-and-blue ring jacket to flex his muscles and give Kurt an idea as to what he'll be up against!!!
Joshua's impressive physique may spell trouble for Kurt Mendelsohn
     Well, we here at LRW Wresting are overjoyed that Joshua is "pissed off" at Kurt, and we've signed the two to a contract. The next LRW Wrestling presentation (Video #7) will feature Joshua Lonergan vs. Kurt Mendelsohn -- and we certainly hope that the nefarious Boston Bad Boy gets everything that's coming to him!!!
You have to keep looking over your shoulder when you're dealing with Kurt Mendelsohn
     (Note: The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to include the addition of Joshua Lonergan to our roster.)

Friday, September 9, 2016

Video #6: Kurt Mendelsohn Overpowers Sean Evans (and "Ringside" Gets It Right)

      "Ringside at Skull Island" reviewed this match, and Blogger Joe got it right -- totally.
     No, "there's not much in the way of storyline or wrestling moves." Heck, there's no storyline at all. The only time LRW Wrestling concocted a storyline was when Shane Saunders arrived from UCW Wrestling (and that angle practically wrote itself). That's not to say LRW will never again feature "story lines similar to what you would see on WWE, ROH, or TNA." (We plan to deliver a full-blown, pro-wrestling style homage to David Lynch's "Blue Velvet" if and when we can corral enough wrestlers/models/actors for that out-of-the-box concept.)
     As for wrestling moves...huh? Neither Kurt nor Sean (nor most of our roster) had any prior wrestling experience when they were signed. As Joe mentioned, LRW produces matches featuring "healthy, good-looking guys tossing and tumbling in front of a fixed-position camera." Although Joe would prefer "a mix of sustained athletic holds like scissors, figure-fours, chinlocks, and the like," Joe also admits that "the wrestlers' spirit counts for a lot too, and these guys have it." (Behind-the-scenes information: During this match's spirited give-and-take, we had to stop the action mid-match and shoot some promotional stills because Sean had become nauseous and he needed a break.)
     Face it, if you're a wrestling purist, you want Movimus, not us. LRW Wrestling hires "wrestlers with photogenic appeal," and that remains our primary focus. (The LRW wrestlers are guys we would pay to see if they were jobbing at a local indie pro event, based on their looks alone.) LRW is basically for fans who want to see eye-candy roughhousing on a gaudy pink wrestling mat. (LRW blurs the line between "works" and "shoots," and match #6 is mostly a "shoot" similar in spirit to our initial offering, Triple F vs. Kyle O'Connor).
     Blogger Joe labeled Kurt Mendelsohn as "hot" and said that "his personality and energy carry the show" while referring to Sean Evans as "tight-lipped" and categorizing him as "an artsy house-music type." Although those descriptions are valid (and memorably phrased), Joe's reaction to the two wrestlers is typically quite different from mine. In this match-up, my heart was with Sean all the way. Sean initially charmed me in his introductory interview, and he never stopped.
      Kurt, on the other hand, was not what I expected, based on his modeling portfolio's photos. I had anticipated working with a preppy, college athlete and ended up with a tatted-up super villain who would have functioned quite well among "the ape-shit insanities of UCW" (Joe's words again, third paragraph here). This was Kurt's second invitation to work on an LRW video; previously, he had been a last-minute cancellation. When Kurt arrived, tardy, unshaven, and full of hubris, I told him that he reminded me of a young Donald Trump. (Kurt did not react, and I assume that he was flattered by the comparison.)
     It seems ironic that, in the blog that I used to regularly publish, I frequently railed against UCW for allowing "heels" to dominate their federation. Now that I have my own fed, I'm chagrined by the fact that nearly every match has turned out contrary to my wishes (with the notable exception of match #4, which was basically a lose small / lose big situation). What happens during LRW tapings seems to reflect what goes on in life (and society) in general: Nice Guys Finish Last.
      Blogger Joe is almost guilty of posting a "spoiler" when he notes, "Sean puts up a better offense than I expected, given his size relative to Kurt's, but Kurt steamrolls over him time and time again." That's basically how this match goes, folks. At the end of this bit of "anarchic recklessness" which Joe "associate(s) with backyard and basement wrestling of the 1990s," Kurt's hand is raised in victory. (Our Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the result of this encounter.)
     LRW Wrestling is currently searching for a handsome, heroic "face" with the physical size (and maybe even a smidgen of grappling know-how) capable of defeating Kurt Mendelsohn. Otherwise, we'll have to give Kurt a title shot, which will be another lose-lose proposition for us and for our fans. Yes, our current champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") is a bit of a brat, but at least he has class. Kurt Mendelsohn is, by anyone's estimation, a ruffian unlike any wrestler we've hired previously. (No, Joe, our previous matches haven't been "more sedate," but our hirees have been.)
     At any rate, time to pay the bills (and our photogenic young men's salaries)...
     This extremely fast-paced video is 17 minutes and 4 seconds long. That includes the 12 minute, 13 second actual match (along with wrestler introductions), plus a brief, postmatch interview with each combatant.
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