Sunday, September 25, 2016

LRW Wrestling Presents...Joshua Lonergan


      Our newest addition to the LRW Wrestling roster just might be that "face" we've been looking for -- the handsome, young hero who will give the "heels" of our federation their long overdue comeuppance!!!
     Standing at a height of 5' 10" tall, weighing in at 174 lbs. and hailing from the rural community of Sandwich, New Hampshire -- LRW Wrestling is proud to present Joshua Lonergan!!!
Joshua removes his red-white-and-blue ring jacket
       Joshua just finished a stint serving our nation as a paratrooper with the 425th Infantry Division (Airborne), jumping out of C-17's into combat zones. Stationed at Fort Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska, Josh had no difficulty adjusting to the frigid climate -- he's originally a farm boy from Sandwich, New Hampshire who has ten years of experience in growing crops and raising poultry!!!
     Young Joshua comes to us with four years of theater experience, but now he is primarily involved in film work. The Devil Knocks Twice, Calling in Demons, and Don't Let Daisy Die are three of Joshua's most recent film credits, which makes us worry that our patriotic hero may be getting typecast as a villain in slasher films!!!
     In addition, like so many LRW Wrestlers, Joshua is involved in the modeling industry, having been featured in advertisements for Reebok and New Balance sportswear, plus G-Star (a Dutch designer clothing company).
A photo from Joshua's modeling portfolio
      Joshua bears a striking resemblance to James Dean, and he has consciously emulated the silver screen icon in many of his modeling pics. Oh, and Joshua is also a huge fan of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. What's not to love about this guy???
No, that's not Joshua. It's James Dean from "Rebel Without A Cause."
     Astrologically speaking, Joshua is a Leo -- which means that three of our four most recent hirees (Joltin' Juke Jason, Sean Evans, and now Joshua) have been Leos!!!
     The fourth new member of our roster (and the sole "heel" of the group) is, of course, Kurt Mendelsohn -- and Joshua has no love for him whatsoever!!! Joshua had harsh words when speaking of Kurt's most recent match (against Sean Evans): ""a shame...very spiteful...it says a lot about who he is as a person...to see what he was doing to that poor guy, it honestly pissed me off..." Then Joshua discarded his red-white-and-blue ring jacket to flex his muscles and give Kurt an idea as to what he'll be up against!!!
Joshua's impressive physique may spell trouble for Kurt Mendelsohn
     Well, we here at LRW Wresting are overjoyed that Joshua is "pissed off" at Kurt, and we've signed the two to a contract. The next LRW Wrestling presentation (Video #7) will feature Joshua Lonergan vs. Kurt Mendelsohn -- and we certainly hope that the nefarious Boston Bad Boy gets everything that's coming to him!!!
You have to keep looking over your shoulder when you're dealing with Kurt Mendelsohn
     (Note: The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to include the addition of Joshua Lonergan to our roster.)

1 comment:

  1. Yum!!! Handsome face, muscled body, and sexy trunks! Welcome to LRW, Joshua Lonergan!

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