Our newest addition to the LRW Wrestling roster just might be that "
face" we've been looking for -- the handsome, young hero who will give the "
heels" of our federation their long overdue comeuppance!!!
Standing at a height of 5' 10" tall, weighing in at 174 lbs. and hailing from the rural community of
Sandwich, New Hampshire -- LRW Wrestling is proud to present
Joshua Lonergan!!!
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Joshua removes his red-white-and-blue ring jacket |
Joshua just finished a stint serving our nation as a
paratrooper with the
425th Infantry Division (Airborne), jumping out of
C-17's into combat zones. Stationed at
Fort Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska, Josh had no difficulty adjusting to the frigid climate -- he's originally a farm boy from
Sandwich, New Hampshire who has ten years of experience in
growing crops and
raising poultry!!!
Young Joshua comes to us with
four years of theater experience, but now he is primarily involved in
film work.
The Devil Knocks Twice,
Calling in Demons, and
Don't Let Daisy Die are three of Joshua's most recent film credits, which makes us worry that our patriotic hero may be getting typecast as a villain in slasher films!!!
In addition, like so many LRW Wrestlers, Joshua is involved in
the modeling industry, having been featured in advertisements for
Reebok and
New Balance sportswear, plus
G-Star (a Dutch designer clothing company).
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A photo from Joshua's modeling portfolio |
Joshua bears a striking resemblance to
James Dean, and he has consciously emulated the silver screen icon in many of his modeling pics. Oh, and Joshua is also a huge fan of
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. What's not to love about this guy???
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No, that's not Joshua. It's James Dean from "Rebel Without A Cause." |
Astrologically speaking, Joshua is a
Leo -- which means that three of our four most recent hirees (
Joltin' Juke Jason,
Sean Evans, and now
Joshua) have been
Leos!!!
The fourth new member of our roster (and the sole "
heel" of the group) is, of course,
Kurt Mendelsohn -- and
Joshua has no love for him whatsoever!!!
Joshua had harsh words when speaking of
Kurt's most recent match (against
Sean Evans): ""a shame...very spiteful...it says a lot about who he is as a person...to see what he was doing to that poor guy, it honestly pissed me off..." Then Joshua discarded his
red-white-and-blue ring jacket to flex his muscles and give Kurt an idea as to what he'll be up against!!!
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Joshua's impressive physique may spell trouble for Kurt Mendelsohn |
Well, we here at LRW Wresting are
overjoyed that Joshua is "pissed off" at Kurt, and we've signed the two to a contract. The next LRW Wrestling presentation (
Video #7) will feature
Joshua Lonergan vs. Kurt Mendelsohn -- and we certainly hope that the nefarious
Boston Bad Boy gets
everything that's coming to him!!!
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You have to keep looking over your shoulder when you're dealing with Kurt Mendelsohn |
(Note:
The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to include the addition of Joshua Lonergan to our roster.)
Yum!!! Handsome face, muscled body, and sexy trunks! Welcome to LRW, Joshua Lonergan!
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