LRW Wrestling's "Triple F" vs. Nathaniel Noel: KARMA

     As many of you know, I often used my favorite music videos to introduce reviews of UCW matches at my other blog ("Old Freddie Young's Blog" which can be viewed HERE). In this case, "Karma" by boy-band NLT (circa 2008) serves as the perfect intro for LRW Wrestling video #2: Triple F vs. Nathaniel Noel.
     To provide you with a bit of LRW history, in our first video, Fratboy Francis Franklin aka Triple F scored an upset victory over the favored Kyle O'Connor by utilizing an admittedly brilliant strategy. Then the new LRW Super-Star Champion immediately lost all respect by delivering a humiliating paddling to an exhausted Kyle after the match was over.
     Well, in video #2, Triple F faces a new opponent, Nathaniel Noel -- a Northern New England import (by way of Nashua, New Hampshire) -- who is sort of like a Kyle O'Connor with a killer streak. In his introductory interview, Nathaniel carried a sack containing a mysterious weapon -- one which he insisted was purely defensive -- to "neutralize" Triple F's frat paddle, if it came into play.
     As LRW video #2 begins, Nathaniel opts to perform a breakdance to Eminem's "Lose Yourself," attempts a handstand...

     ...and loses his balance.

     If this was literature, the mishap would be termed, "foreshadowing"...

     ...because you see, ladies and gentlemen, Nathaniel Noel totally dominates his match against Triple F, yet the wily elitist from Connecticut's Fairfield County -- the boyhood friend of Martha Stewart, the male model and fashion magazine coverboy, the "thinking man's champion" -- manages to retain his title.
     When Triple F is introduced, he is relaxed and confident, raising his frat paddle to his imaginary legions of fans as if he is affecting a royal salute (a contrast from his video #1 intro, in which he petulantly brandished that potential weapon, menacingly glancing about my living room, seemingly on the verge of smashing my late mother's prized antiques).

     Thanks to a coin toss, Nathaniel begins the match in the offensive (top or superior) position, and he controls Triple F for 47 seconds, picking up points for riding time (an aspect of collegiate wrestling which has been incorporated into the LRW Wrestling rules). The burly, wholesome U Mass-Amherst chemistry major then attempts a pin but manages to tap the mat only twice before Triple F kicks out and escapes Nathaniel's clutches.

     Returning to a neutral position, Nathaniel soon regains control, continuing to out-muscle Triple F as the champ merely tries to survive Nathaniel's pinfall attempts. Throughout this match, Triple F mounts little to no offense against his powerfully built adversary.

     Nathaniel, the "master of the sleeper hold," attempts his patented maneuver at the video's five-minute mark, but Triple F cleverly rolls out of bounds to save himself. In accordance with LRW rules, Triple F announces, "Out of bounds! Break!" which causes Nathaniel to immediately raise his hands and back away. (Had Nathaniel maintained the hold for five seconds after being declared out-of-bounds, he would have been disqualified upon review of the match.)
     Nathaniel seems as angered by Triple F's poor sportsmanship in video #1 as the rest of the LRW viewing public. When Triple F attempts to squirm out of bounds again (shortly after the video's nine-minute mark), Nathaniel catches him in a headlock at the edge of the circle. Driving Triple F headfirst into the mat, Nathaniel gloats, "Yeah, I'll rub your face into that line -- just what you deserve." Triple F moans something that sounds like, "Oh, God."

     At the video's twelve-minute mark, Nathaniel makes two, quick attempts at over-the-knee backbreakers. Although Triple F manages to escape both of them (barely), the backbreaker attempts are clearly painful, softening up Triple F for what will immediately follow. By this stage of the match, the champ has very little left.

     Forty-three seconds later, Nathaniel cinches in his signature move, the Sleeper Hold, with Triple F clearly in bounds. Triple F immediately begins to cough in a disingenuous ploy to portray Nathaniel's maneuver as a choke hold. (During the interview I conducted with Nathaniel, he proved to me that his maneuver does indeed cease blood flow to the carotid arteries; one's breathing is not affected -- but it's quite an unpleasant experience nonetheless. For a concise discussion of "Respiratory vs. Vascular Holds" go here.)
     I should probably note here that I would never allow choke holds to be utilized in LRW Wrestling as they are routinely used in MMA and in UCW Wrestling. (As a matter of fact, UCW's no-rules approach to wrestling allowed Eli Black to win their All-Star title belt by choking out Hunter Day during his first interview as champion. My decision to create LRW was done, in large part, as a reaction to that.)

     Being a man of questionable ethics, Triple F reached for his frat paddle as he was sinking into unconsciousness. The opportunistic champion hit Nathaniel with a desperate swing over his right shoulder. Although Nathaniel wasn't hurt by the blow, I had to immediately disqualify Triple F for using a weapon during the match. The match would go into the record book as a win for Nathaniel (we've begun publishing the wrestlers' won-lost records on our Locker Room page now), but the championship belt cannot change hands on a disqualification.

     My timekeeper at the bell, Cy Coco (yes, he works for me now*) rang the bell to signify the end of the match, but Nathaniel refused to release his hold until Triple F was knocked out.
     "No way he's going to take this away from me," Nathaniel muttered as he walked toward the mysterious sack that he'd been carrying. Reaching into the sack, Nathaniel extracted a roll of pink duct tape -- "color coordinated to match the LRW mat," Nathaniel noted.

     Nathaniel dragged Triple F across the mat and draped him over a nearby chair. As Triple F grunted and made strange gurgling noises, Nathaniel taped the champion's wrists to the chair's legs.

     Then Nathaniel grabbed Triple F's frat paddle and gave him a taste of karma. After match #1, Kyle O'Connor suffered one rather timid blow from Triple F. After match #2, Triple F receives three solid shots from Nathaniel.

     When Nathaniel knocks the chair over, a dazed Triple F seems barely aware of his surroundings.

     Following these post-match shenanigans, I am proud to raise Nathaniel's arm in victory...

     ...but it is a Pyrrhic victory, since Triple F retains the championship.

     Once again, I found myself conducting a post-match interview with a fine young man who considered the match's outcome to be "heartbreaking." (I expected Nathaniel to be angry with me for disqualifying Triple F under these circumstances, but he was completely understanding.)

     As for the individual who continues to represent my federation (unfortunately), Triple F reiterated his Nietzschean  philosophy that the ends justify the means and the successful defense of the LRW Super-Star Championship was all that mattered.

     By now you're wondering how you can purchase this little underground wrestling masterpiece. Well, here you go...

     To purchase the HIGH DEFINITION, 1.82 GB, 1920 x 1080 version of this 20 minute, 36 second video in the PC-friendly .wmv format for a mere $13.99 -- utilize the BUY NOW button below...

NOTE: If you do not have a top tier, ultra high speed internet connection, the download time for this version may be considerable. Also, a successful download via moderate or slow internet speeds may require several attempts. Those without extremely high speed internet connections may wish to download the Standard Definition version available via the link below. (At any rate, it is always recommended that you close all other programs when downloading video files.)

     To purchase the STANDARD DEFINITION, 298 MB, 1280 x 720 version of this 20 minute, 36 second video in the quickly and easily downloadable, hugely popular .mp4 format (which includes the pre-match intros, the actual match, the post-match action, and the post-match interviews) for a mere pittance of $9.95 -- utilize the BUY NOW button below...

(It should be noted that the Standard Definition version of this video is actually larger than the Standard Definition version of our first video. At $9.95, it's really a great deal!!!)

*Inside joke for old-timers.

Video #2: Nathaniel Noel vs. "Triple F" (Available For Download)

LRW Wrestling Preview: Nathaniel Noel vs. "Triple F" from LRW Wrestling on Vimeo.
         It's affluent Fairfield County, Connecticut vs. rustic Nashua, New Hampshire as the reigning LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") takes on big, strong, wholesome Nathaniel Noel in our second video offering.
     Prior to this match, I had told Nathaniel to study Triple F's match against Kyle O'Connor, and pay close attention to the manner in which the Fratboy dictated the pace of that match. As a result, Nathaniel told me that he planned to grind Triple F into the mat, maintain holds for lengthy periods, and focus on attaining a pin or submission.
     Therefore, it surprised me when, once again, Triple F seemed successful in manipulating his opponent into wrestling his style of fast-paced grappling. Instead of sticking to his plan, Nathaniel frequently applied and released holds, returned to a neutral position, and then attempted a new series of maneuvers -- a strategy designed to gain a point advantage, but not conducive to defeating a slender wrestler with proven stamina like Franklin.

     However, what amazed me about this match was the fact that Nathaniel -- the larger, heavier wrestler -- actually seemed to have even better cardiovascular conditioning than Triple F. Early in the match, it becomes obvious that the fast pace is wearing Triple F down while Nathaniel remains as energetic as ever.

     Truthfully, Nathaniel dominates this encounter. It's an exhausting struggle, with Triple F gasping for breath and Nathaniel's untanned, Northern New England flesh reddened. By my count, Nathaniel attempts two pins and Triple F forces three mandatory breaks by slithering out of bounds while in Nathaniel's clutches. (You'll notice that, in this match, the wrestlers are instructed to clearly articulate, "Out of bounds. Break!" when the point of control moves outside the mat's circular parameter.)

Nathaniel breakdances to Eminem's "Lose Yourself" prior to the match

     Does Nathaniel become the new LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion? Well, download the video and find out! All I will tell you is that pro wrestling elements do come into play -- that includes Nathaniel's Sleeper Hold, Triple F's frat paddle, the secret "neutralizer" for the paddle that Nathaniel mentioned in his interview...and all sorts of post-match shenanigans...

     To purchase the HIGH DEFINITION, 1.82 GB, 1920 x 1080 version of this 20 minute, 36 second video in the PC-friendly .wmv format for a mere $13.99 -- utilize the BUY NOW button below...

NOTE: If you do not have a top tier, ultra high speed internet connection, the download time for this version may be considerable. Also, a successful download via moderate or slow internet speeds may require several attempts. Those without extremely high speed internet connections may wish to download the Standard Definition version available via the link below. (At any rate, it is always recommended that you close all other programs when downloading video files.)

     To purchase the STANDARD DEFINITION, 298 MB, 1280 x 720 version of this 20 minute, 36 second video in the quickly and easily downloadable, hugely popular .mp4 format (which includes the pre-match intros, the actual match, the post-match action, and the post-match interviews) for a mere pittance of $9.95 -- utilize the BUY NOW button below...

(It should be noted that the Standard Definition version of this video is actually larger than the Standard Definition version of our first video. At $9.95, it's really a great deal!!!)
Enjoy the match, people!!!

New Interview: LRW Wrestler Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F"

"Triple F" Prior To The Nathaniel Noel Match from LRW Wrestling on Vimeo.

     Here is a brand new interview with our reigning LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") on the eve of his long anticipated title defense against the virtuous young hero, the pride of Nashua, New Hampshire, Nathaniel Noel.
     As you can see, Triple F has grown some facial hair since his last LRW encounter, making him look even more like a haughty young nobleman (and the wrestling gear with the monarch's crown just adds to the effect).
     Triple F exudes customary arrogance during this interview, shrugging off the challenge posed by Nathaniel, a noted master of the sleeper hold. Could Triple F's hubris be the source of his downfall? Keep checking this site for updates concerning a clash of two worlds -- and two diametrically opposed personalities!!!

LRW Wrestling Presents...Nathaniel Noel

LRW Wrestling Presents Nathaniel Noel from LRW Wrestling on Vimeo.

     Welcome to LRW Wrestling, Nathaniel Noel!!!

     Nathaniel is from Nashua, New Hampshire, and we're delighted that this handsome young man (who is studying chemistry at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst, by the way) made the trek from northern New England to entertain our LRW fans.

     Nathan will be wrestling the controversial Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F" for the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship in a soon-to-be-released videotaped match-up. As we can personally attest, Nathaniel is a bona fide master of the sleeper hold, and Triple F's championship reign just may be in serious jeopardy!!!

     It is indeed an honor to have Nathaniel in the ranks of LRW grapplers. We wish him the best of luck in his upcoming championship bout with Triple F, and in all of his future wrestling endeavors!!!

     (NOTE: LRW fans wishing to correspond with Nathan can email him at lrw-wrestling@comcast.net . Just put "Nathaniel Noel" in the subject heading, and we guarantee that Nathan will receive all of your messages!!!)