Video #8: Hayden Beaulieu vs. "The Sandman" Sean Evans (Available For Download)

A trapped macho narcissist.

      I just had the uncomfortable experience of watching Hayden Beaulieu's ring entrance in slow motion (with yours truly standing in the background) as I created the screen captures for this article. I hadn't realized that my emotions were so transparent, but I probably should have.

Watching Hayden's ring entrance in slow motion teaches you everything about the dynamics of this shoot

     At any rate, words often fail to describe the behind-the-scenes atmosphere at a video shoot, so I'll just let these pictures do the talking. A picture is worth 1,000 words anyway, and the body language and facial expressions in these screen caps are particularly poignant. (And yes, I am fully aware of how I come off in this video -- and even in Hayden's introductory interview -- but c'est la vie, we are who we are.)

Yes, a picture really is worth 1,000 words.

      This is, of course, a special "no disqualification" and "no submission" match -- a radical departure from our previous presentations, which were partially based on the rules of amateur wrestling (and my own perhaps misguided sense of protectiveness toward the guys I hired). In other words, Hayden can yell, "I quit!" and "I give up!" and tap the mat until he wears a hole in it -- and none of that will have any bearing on the match. What a concept! (This should satisfy "Ringside at Skull Island" and all of the LRW fans who have been clamoring for more long lasting, painful, submission holds.)

Sean Evans' pre-match demeanor

Enter "The Sandman"

 
     Does Hayden rally and score a victory over his would-be Velvet Mafia tag team partner, or does "The Sandman" successfully utilize his patented finishing maneuver and send the sheltered, small town, Connecticut youngster into dreamland? (Totally defenseless, in the clutches of an emotionally wounded, admittedly obsessed federation owner and his mercenary henchman -- once again, what a concept!)

Only in dreams...

      This video is 9 minutes and 47 seconds long, which includes the actual match and wrestler introductions (no post-match interviews were given).
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LRW Wrestling's Hayden Beaulieu Sings "Blue Velvet"

 

     Please keep young Hayden Beaulieu in your thoughts and prayers -- he seems destined for some rough times. Poor baby.
     In this video, Hayden is introduced to the LRW Wrestling world as a budding chanteur, performing "Blue Velvet" in a style similar to Lana Del Rey's (as opposed to the classic Bobby Vinton version). Handling the intros is none other than Hayden's bosom buddy (and would-be Velvet Mafia tag team partner), Sean Evans.
     Of course, Old Freddie Young has put the kibosh on the whole Velvet Mafia idea, jeopardizing the tender bromance by forcing Sean and Hayden to fight each other -- no disqualifications and no submissions -- in the next LRW Wrestling production. After Hayden's disrespectful comments to Old Freddie ("creepy and bizarre" indeed!) and display of homophobic panic during his introductory interview, Freddie has behaved in an unhinged, vengeful manner mirroring Dennis Hopper's portrayal of Frank Booth in the David Lynch cult classic. Like Frank Booth's heterosexual obsession for a seductive, self-destructive chanteuse, Freddie's fixation on the neophyte grappler has prompted him to announce that he himself will serve as referee for the contest -- ensuring that Hayden endures maximum pain and suffering!!!
     Sean Evans is a recent college graduate who is up-to-his-neck in debt. Despite his bond with Hayden, Sean knows where his bread is buttered and who signs his paychecks. Sean is expected to put his personal feelings aside and punish Hayden unmercifully -- with Old Freddie driving him to commit even greater acts of cruelty!!! This sort of match is a major departure for LRW Wrestling, and Video #8 will be a presentation that you won't want to miss!!!