Sunday, August 20, 2017

An Injured Freddie Young Discusses LRW Wrestling Match #9


     Sporting a week-old black eye, Old Freddie Young discusses the mayhem following the filming of LRW Wrestling match #9: The Masked Who Dat? vs. Hayden Beaulieu. Freddie alludes to the fine line between "works" and "shoots" in underground wrestling (sort of like "life imitating art" and vice versa), basically shrugs off the incident, and promises to keep producing videos for all of you LRW Wrestling fans.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Video #9: The Masked Who Dat? vs. Hayden Beaulieu (Available For Download)

FYI, Hayden said that he really did feel as though his lips would crack during this segment.

     In Video #9, haughty Hayden Beaulieu finally gets what's coming to him -- in a no-disqualification, no-submission, no-time-limit match against the sinister Masked Who Dat? from the mysterious Bywater area of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, Louisiana!!!
How humiliating!!! The Masked Who Dat? takes his dawg for a walk.
     In our last video presentation, Sean Evans laid down to give his "bro" Hayden a cheap victory, and LRW Wrestling was forced to market an embarrassingly short match. This video, however, lasts a long (far too long for Hayden) 23 minutes and 48 seconds -- 18 minutes and 46 seconds devoted to ring intros and the actual match plus 5 minutes and 2 seconds of post-match chaos and mayhem!!!
The Masked Who Dat? hazes Hayden with some cauliflower ears
     Now, on to business...
Hayden's arm is bent backward at the elbow as body scissors crush the kid's ribs
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A hungry Who Dat? begins to cannibalize his young opponent during this no-disqualification match
      (Video #9 is actually the second part of LRW Wrestling's tribute to David Lynch's cult classic, "Blue Velvet" -- and the Masked Who Dat? certainly portrays the Frank Booth character accurately!!!)
The Masked Who Dat? checks the flexibility of Hayden's fingers
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Monday, July 31, 2017

LRW Wrestling Presents...the Masked WhoDat!!!




The Masked WhoDat from N'Awlins -- quite possibly the most creepy and bizarre individual in the history of underground wrestling.
     From the mysterious Bywater area of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, Louisiana comes LRW Wrestling's latest acquisition -- the Masked WhoDat!!!   
     Our introductory video for this wrestler depicts the hedonistic and anarchic lifestyle which has become his custom, culminating in an eerie voodoo ritual intended to terrorize his first LRW opponent -- young Hayden Beaulieu from the bucolic community of Plainfield, Connecticut!!!

     LRW Wrestling's homage to "Blue Velvet" continues with this video, as the Masked WhoDat's voodoo ritual is interlaced with scenes from David Lynch's cult classic!!! Hayden Matthew Beaulieu's full name is attached to the voodoo doll and a black candle is burned, in keeping with the age-old tradition.
     According to Karma Keepers, suppliers of the voodoo paraphernalia used in this production, "a piece of clothing, hair, or nail is most desirable" for use as a "taglock" -- however, "a full name on a piece of paper" will suffice. You can see the scanned "Voodoo Pin Insertion Guide" from Karma Keepers by clicking on the image below. Furthermore, the Masked WhoDat has vowed to conduct another pre-match voodoo ritual using a personal item from Hayden -- just to make sure that the gris-gris works. (How the WhoDat plans to obtain such an item from poor Hayden is anyone's guess!!!)
     LRW Wrestling owner Old Freddie Young has been obsessed with Hayden Beaulieu ever since the young man debuted in his federation. Video #8 was a total debacle for the company, but Freddie plans to hurt and humiliate haughty Hayden in the upcoming match. Freddie has dictated that this encounter be a no disqualification, no time limit contest -- with no submissions allowed!!! On top of that, Freddie has tabbed Sean Evans (a thoroughly cowed, recent college graduate struggling with huge financial debt) to serve as a referee with virtually no power -- forcing Sean to look on helplessly as his bromantic partner is tormented by the sadistic WhoDat!!!
Old Freddie Young says, "If you want a job done right, do it...by calling in the Masked WhoDat." ;)
NOTE: The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the addition of the Masked WhoDat to our official roster.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

"The Sandman" Sean Evans vs. Hayden Beaulieu: How To Sabotage A Wrestling Video

Yes, this video is an homage to David Lynch's "Blue Velvet"

Having learned the Sleeper Hold from Nathaniel Noel, Sean Evans now calls himself, "The Sandman"
     Sean Evans' entrance to the mat area is somewhat self-indulgent, but fascinating. In keeping with his new "Sandman" persona, Sean's theme music is now Roy Orbison's "In Dreams." Sean performs a lithesome, lip-sync rendition of the operatic ballad that would make Dean Stockwell proud.
     However, "self-indulgent" doesn't even begin to describe Hayden Beaulieu's mat entrance...
Entering to Lana Del Rey's "Blue Velvet," Hayden basked in his own narcissism...

Hayden's performance was excruciatingly mesmerizing.

     This match was conceived as punishment for young Hayden's insolence during his introductory interview (in which he not only mistook me for "the Yellow Man" but also dared to call me "creepy and bizarre" -- a phrase that still stings, despite the passage of time). I vetoed the idea of a "Velvet Mafia" tag team combo, and insisted that the two would-be partners fight each other in a no-disqualification, no-submission match.
   
Hayden begins the match with his head bowed, like a sheep ready for slaughter
However, Sean also seems less than enthusiastic about the task at hand
     I am envisioning a long, highly marketable match in which Hayden attempts to tap out and submit on numerous occasions, to no avail. My role as referee would simply be to make sure that Sean sends the proper sort of "love letter" to the overly defensive, macho pretty-boy.
The match starts out competitively enough, with Sean taking my advice concerning the application of a leg lock.
     Of course, the entire plan hinges on the belief that Sean would place pragmatism ahead of emotion (i.e., a paycheck ahead of a "bromance").
After a proper 360 degree twist of Hayden's arm, I instruct Sean to force Hayden's wrist upward toward his shoulder blades...
      It seems like a win-win situation to me -- personal satisfaction coupled with an artistically and commercially successful video presentation.
...but after a scream from Hayden, Sean insists on keeping Hayden's wrist near the small of his back (a much less painful position)

At this point in the match, Hayden directs some profanity toward me; Sean seems to admire him for it...
...so it is immensely gratifying when Sean reaches for a handful of Hayden's impeccably coiffed hair...
...and almost rips it out of his scalp.
Maybe that will teach you to respect your elders.
Hayden is upset by the hair pulling, and he decides to show some offense (an almost fatal mistake).

Hayden charges at Sean, catching Sean in the face with an elbow. (Play it in slow motion, if you have the video.)
Sean is momentarily enraged. (Hayden may have whispered an apology to Sean with his back toward me and the camera.)
Hayden appears quite worried at this point.
Hayden is clearly frightened of Sean now.
Sean stalks his prey.
Payback Time
Sean goes for an impromptu over-the-knee back breaker. It could have been worse, Hayden.
Hayden howls for a while in the back breaker. Then Sean contorts Hayden's legs into pretzel shapes.
Oops...it's a dandy in distress -- as Sean prepares to apply his finishing maneuver.
Hayden knows what's about to happen, and he's not happy.
Hayden starting to feel the pressure...
Clutching Sean's arm isn't going to help you...
Oh, those carotid arteries are being squeezed shut...
This is when the desperation starts to set in...
I'm shouting encouragement to Sean, but he looks up at the ceiling, temporarily loosening his grip...
Now Sean tightens his grip once again...
Ah, yes...Sean now seems determined to get the job done...
As Hayden's face turns from red to purple, he gasps out, "You're killing me!"
Sean immediately releases the sleeper hold, and I'm flabbergasted.
Sean himself seems liberated after liberating Hayden from his finishing maneuver.
Sean tells me, "F*ck this!" and lies down on the mat.
Then Sean sits up and tells Hayden, "Pin me!"
Sean lies down again and waits for defeat.
Hayden administers his own three-count with Sean's shoulders clearly on the mat.
Sean happily raises Hayden's arm in victory. Under the rules, there was nothing I could do.
     Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The "bromance" survives, despite my best efforts. Naturally, there were no post-match interviews after this fiasco -- but I did include some behind-the-scenes footage. (The camera remained on after the match concluded, and you can hear me and the boys exchanging pleasantries).
     I apologize for the unexpected brevity of this video. I can only promise you that Hayden's next opponent will be his worst nightmare, and Hayden will be sent straight to hell in Video #9.
     Now, on to business...
     This video is 9 minutes and 47 seconds long, which includes the actual match, wrestler introductions, and some brief, post-match footage.
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 (P.S. Our Locker Room page has been updated to include the result of this match.)