|Yes, this video is an homage to David Lynch's "Blue Velvet"|
|Having learned the Sleeper Hold from Nathaniel Noel, Sean Evans now calls himself, "The Sandman"|
|Entering to Lana Del Rey's "Blue Velvet," Hayden basked in his own narcissism...|
|Hayden's performance was excruciatingly mesmerizing.|
|Hayden begins the match with his head bowed, like a sheep ready for slaughter|
|The match starts out competitively enough, with Sean taking my advice concerning the application of a leg lock.|
|After a proper 360 degree twist of Hayden's arm, I instruct Sean to force Hayden's wrist upward toward his shoulder blades...|
|...but after a scream from Hayden, Sean insists on keeping Hayden's wrist near the small of his back (a much less painful position)|
|At this point in the match, Hayden directs some profanity toward me; Sean seems to admire him for it...|
|...so it is immensely gratifying when Sean reaches for a handful of Hayden's impeccably coiffed hair...|
|...and almost rips it out of his scalp.|
|Maybe that will teach you to respect your elders.|
|Hayden is upset by the hair pulling, and he decides to show some offense (an almost fatal mistake).|
|Hayden charges at Sean, catching Sean in the face with an elbow. (Play it in slow motion, if you have the video.)|
|Sean is momentarily enraged. (Hayden may have whispered an apology to Sean with his back toward me and the camera.)|
|Hayden appears quite worried at this point.|
|Hayden is clearly frightened of Sean now.|
|Sean stalks his prey.|
|Sean goes for an impromptu over-the-knee back breaker. It could have been worse, Hayden.|
|Hayden howls for a while in the back breaker. Then Sean contorts Hayden's legs into pretzel shapes.|
|Oops...it's a dandy in distress -- as Sean prepares to apply his finishing maneuver.|
|Hayden knows what's about to happen, and he's not happy.|
|Hayden starting to feel the pressure...|
|Clutching Sean's arm isn't going to help you...|
|Oh, those carotid arteries are being squeezed shut...|
|This is when the desperation starts to set in...|
|I'm shouting encouragement to Sean, but he looks up at the ceiling, temporarily loosening his grip...|
|Now Sean tightens his grip once again...|
|Ah, yes...Sean now seems determined to get the job done...|
|As Hayden's face turns from red to purple, he gasps out, "You're killing me!"|
|Sean immediately releases the sleeper hold, and I'm flabbergasted.|
|Sean himself seems liberated after liberating Hayden from his finishing maneuver.|
|Sean tells me, "F*ck this!" and lies down on the mat.|
|Then Sean sits up and tells Hayden, "Pin me!"|
|Sean lies down again and waits for defeat.|
|Hayden administers his own three-count with Sean's shoulders clearly on the mat.|
|Sean happily raises Hayden's arm in victory. Under the rules, there was nothing I could do.|
I apologize for the unexpected brevity of this video. I can only promise you that Hayden's next opponent will be his worst nightmare, and Hayden will be sent straight to hell in Video #9.
Now, on to business...
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