Sunday, February 11, 2018

LRW Wrestling Presents...The Velvet Mafia!!!


     Wearing a brand new, white velvet, ring jacket, Sean Evans came to Freddie Young with an ultimatum: either LRW Wrestling goes forward with the Velvet Mafia tag team concept, or Sean leaves the federation!!!
     At first Freddie balked, thinking that the tag team would feature his old nemesis, Hayden Beaulieu. However, Sean explained that he had found a new tag team partner -- a young man from Ellington, Connecticut (just a 15 minute drive from the LRW Wrestling compound) named Austin LeGrand!!!
     Clad in a stunning, navy blue, velvet ring jacket, Austin (LRW's first competitor born under the sign of Taurus) made his entrance in a typically raucous manner and began to discuss his background. Austin's regular profession is in the field of Human Services, but he models in his part time. Some of Austin's credentials include work for L'OrĂ©al Paris USA at their New York Office, Connecticut's International Institute of Cosmetology, and Eclectica Magazine (one of the oldest surviving online literary publications).
     Off-camera, Austin also told us that he holds "super-spiritual beliefs," that he considers himself to be a "radical feminist" and that he wants to "tear down the system." Obviously, this outspoken young man is destined to make a lasting impression wherever he goes, and LRW Wrestling will be no exception!!!
     As viewers of LRW Wrestling Video #10 already know, Sean Evans defeated newcomer Adam Nowak to earn a shot at the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship currently held by Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F." The fact that Sean is now dedicating himself to tag team wrestling will not hinder that goal in the least.
     In our next video presentation, the Velvet Mafia will take on Fratboy Francis Franklin and a mystery partner (if he can find one). If either member of the Velvet Mafia pins "Triple F" (or makes him submit) that wrestler will become the new LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion!!! Furthermore, this match will be a special "no disqualification" match, so "Triple F" will not be able to save his title via an intentional disqualification (as he has done several times in the past). Lastly, if "Triple F" cannot find a tag team partner, he will have to defend the title against the Velvet Mafia in a 2-on-1 handicap match!!!
     The stipulations of the upcoming contest put our controversial champion in a bind, to say the least. Will the wily fratboy be able to save his title with his patented brand of ingenious skullduggery, or will one of the charismatic members of the Velvet Mafia emerge triumphant? Keep checking on this blog to stay abreast of all the upcoming developments!!!
     (NOTE: Our Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the addition of Austin LeGrand to the roster, plus the addition of the Velvet Mafia tag team.)
The Velvet Mafia


Monday, January 29, 2018

Sean Evans vs. Adam Nowak: The Fight For A Title Shot (Video #10)

     Shouting "Polish Power!" (reminiscent of old WWF legend Ivan Putski), Adam Nowak enters The LRW mat area as the Polish National Anthem is played.
     When Sean Evans is introduced, the tension between him and federation owner Old Freddie Young is palpable. (Freddie suffered a black eye in an altercation with Sean when the last video production got out of hand.)
     The match starts off with Adam in the top position. Adam enjoys a few moments of control before Sean racks up points for an escape.
     After several minutes of standing hand-to-hand combat with neither wrestler gaining an advantage, it becomes clear that this is an evenly matched contest. The expression on Sean's face indicates that he is both surprised and impressed by Adam's tenacity.
     The boys trade several pin attempts but both still have enough energy to power out before a three-count. Eventually, Adam is nearly knocked into some living room furniture, and the whistle blows.
     With several LRW Wrestling appearances under his belt, Sean should have been the clear favorite in this match. However, there were certain instances in which Sean actually seemed intimidated by the rookie upstart.
     By this time, both wrestlers are visibly tired. Summoning the strength to power out of pin attempts is becoming difficult.
     Adam had totally exhausted himself while struggling to keep Sean's shoulders on the mat during a series of pin attempts. Sensing Adam's fatigue, Sean moved in for the kill. Finally, just one minute and ten seconds before the 15-minute time limit, Sean scores a pinfall victory over his plucky opponent.
     A thoroughly disappointed Adam Nowak was interviewed after the match. Freddie acknowledged that both wrestlers competed with integrity and either young man could have been victorious. Adam was gracious in defeat and called Sean, "a great athlete."
     A confident (to the point of hubris) Sean Evans was also interviewed after the match. When asked to say a few words about his opponent, Sean was not as deferential as Adam had been: "He was alright, but nothing special. I knew I was going to win."
     Nevertheless, Sean Evans has earned a shot at the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship which has been held by our controversial title holder, Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") for nearly three years. Freddie has announced that this match will be a no-disqualification match -- so "Triple F" will not be able to save his title via an intentional DQ. This just might be the Fratboy's toughest challenge to date. Keep checking this blog for all of the late breaking details!!! (The won-lost records on our LRW Locker Room page have been updated to reflect the result of the Sean Evans vs. Adam Nowak match.)
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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Video #10: Sean Evans vs. Adam Nowak (Available for Download)


     In this, our tenth video presentation, LRW Wrestling returns to its original concept: athletic competition between photogenic males. Don't expect any pro wrestling style theatrics or homages to Hollywood cult classics in this video. Just expect two highly competitive young men engaged in an evenly matched struggle. If perspiration and straining muscles are your thing, this video is for you.
      Actually, it was young Adam Nowak, the Polish immigrant rookie making his LRW debut, who insisted on a purely athletic endeavor. We obliged, and we're glad that we did. Sean Evans rose to the occasion, and we ended up producing a match similar to a Movimus video (which was how we envisioned LRW Wrestling when we first began, with the "Triple F" vs. Kyle O'Connor match in 2015).
      Of course, the stakes are high in this match; the winner goes on to meet the wrestler who has held our championship title since that aforementioned, very first match-up -- Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F" (the entitled young gentleman from the posh environs of Fairfield County, Connecticut).  
     Both Adam and Sean throw everything they have into this match; you can gauge their intensity by studying their facial expressions. In the end, both wrestlers are exhausted, but the more exhausted of the two falls victim to a clean, legal pin at the hands of his more resilient opponent. There are no shortcuts and no illegal maneuvers -- just a grueling bout that concludes only two minutes short of our established, 15-minute time limit. The loser is understandably disappointed, but gracious in defeat.
     The actual match (along with two brief ring introductions) lasts 13 minutes, 2 seconds (so the emphasis in this video is definitely on wrestling, not show business). Both wrestlers were available for post-match interviews, bringing this video to a total length of 19 minutes, 14 seconds.
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Sunday, November 26, 2017

LRW Wrestling Presents...Adam Nowak!!!


     LRW Wrestling goes international with its latest acquisition!!!
     Hailing from the town of Wlodawa in eastern Poland (and currently making his home in Bristol, Connecticut), Adam Nowak is a software engineer working with big data for an insurance company in Hartford -- and now he wants to try his hand at underground wrestling!!!
     Adam moved to the USA six years ago, and he enjoys skateboarding, hiking, and working out at his local gym. In addition, Adam is a singer/songwriter who calls himself "a one-man band" since he is proficient at playing guitar, piano, drums, harmonica, and tambourine!!!
     Adam will be facing Sean Evans in LRW Wrestling Video #10 (keep checking this blog for news of its release) and the winner goes on to face our controversial champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F" for the coveted LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship!!!
     Welcome to LRW Wrestling, Adam Nowak!!!
     (Note: Our Locker Room page has been updated to include Adam Nowak on the roster.)

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Review of LRW Wrestling Video #9: Hayden Beaulieu vs. The Masked Who Dat?

The Conclusion of LRW's Two-Part Homage to David Lynch's "Blue Velvet"

     The obsessed, sadistic Masked WhoDat? enters the LRW Wrestling mat room to the instrumental version of Angelo Badalamenti's "Mysteries of Love," an ironic choice from the "Blue Velvet" soundtrack. The former resident of New Orleans' mysterious Bywater area of the Ninth Ward immediately reaches into his bag of voodoo paraphernalia and extracts a large pair of scissors, which he holds against Hayden's throat.
"Hold still and I won't stab you..."
     The WhoDat? uses the scissors to cut a few locks of Hayden's meticulously coiffed hair, which he uses in his pre-match voodoo ritual.
A thoroughly cowed Sean Evans looks to the heavens as his friend is terrorized
A dazed Connecticut boy experiences culture shock
     In "Blue Velvet," Frank Booth represented the seamy side of town across from Lincoln Street (a subtle historical allusion) and Jeffrey Beaumont represented the wholesomeness of mainstream culture. In this video, the WhoDat? represents Big Easy anarchy and Hayden (the rural eastern Connecticut resident) represents bucolic New England.
The Masked WhoDat? proves to be a master of mind games
      At the end of the ritual, the WhoDat? extinguishes the human-shaped, black candle and quotes Frank Booth: "Now it's dark."
      Before the match begins, Hayden tries to reason with the Masked WhoDat?: "Can't we talk about this?" The WhoDat? simply extracts a tube of lipstick from his singlet and tries to paint the traumatized rookie's lips, but Beaulieu cries out, "No!" and pushes the masked man away.
"In pro wrestling, this would be known as a foreign object..."
     Once spurned, the masked man applies the lipstick to his own lips and subjects Hayden (off camera) to the sort of forced feminization seen in Blue Velvet's "Joy Ride" scene.
"Oh, Pretty! Pretty, Pretty!"

    
     This bit of "abuse and sadistic humiliation" (a descriptive phrase used by Ringside at Skull Island's Blogger Joe) is followed by a chop to the rookie's chest. Then the WhoDat? uses a full nelson to bring Hayden to his knees.
"Eat the mat, kid!"
     Beaulieu's strategy for surviving this ordeal is clear from the onset: don't do anything to drive this psychopathic masked man over the edge.
"Look! I can do anything I want to him..."
     Hayden's youth and good looks naturally antagonize the embittered WhoDat? -- and offer a rationale for his cruelty.
Hayden's perfect hair provokes the jealous WhoDat?

"I'll rip that hair right out of your scalp!"
"Eat the mat again, pretty boy!"
     Naturally, Hayden's fair countenance arouses the WhoDat's wrath...
Hayden confided that he believed his lips would actually crack during this segment.
"Look! He's smiling for the camera! He likes it!"
At this point, Sean can no longer bear to look.
     Any brief reprieve that Hayden enjoys during this match is just an intermission between periods of torment...
Hayden would wrestle this match with lipstick smears all over his face, courtesy of the amorous WhoDat?
     Perhaps Hayden's greatest humiliation comes when the WhoDat? drags him around the ring by his hair, making him walk in circles on his hands and knees, like a dog...
"Hey Sandman, look at your partner! 'In dreams, I walk with you...'"
     The WhoDat? provides a graphic narration as he applies a long, punishing head-scissors on Hayden...
"Right now, I'm tearing the cartilage in his ears. That's how wrestlers get cauliflower ears."
What's next in store for our young hero?
Body scissors! "Your legs are three times stronger than your arms," the WhoDat? lectures.
Simultaneous body scissors and arm bar! "Which hurts more?"
     When the WhoDat? goes to work on Hayden's legs and elicits a bone-chilling shriek from the young man, we are forced to do a video edit.
"Now, Sean used this hold on you in the last match, but he didn't really do it right..."
     The match resumes, and the punishment continues...
Dragging Hayden by his ear.
    
"Some cannibalistic tribes believe..."
"...that you gain the strength of your enemies by consuming their flesh."

"Thought I was going to eat you alive, didn't you?"
"I could tear your throat out right now. Don't resist me!"
A modified camel clutch puts quite a strain on Hayden's neck muscles.
Hayden's fingers were quite flexible. None were broken in this scene.
The Masked WhoDat? decides to apply a figure-four leg lock to Hayden Beaulieu
     When the Masked WhoDat? applied the figure-four leg lock, referee Sean Evans finally saw an opportunity to end this brutal, no-disqualification, no-time-limit match. As the WhoDat? applied the maneuver, Hayden's shoulders were inadvertently pinned to the mat, so Sean quickly delivered a three-count. The bell rang, the match was over, and the WhoDat? was declared winner via pinfall.
     That's the end of this match...but it's not the end of this video. The WhoDat? refused to break the hold, regardless of repeated requests by referee Sean Evans. As Hayden pleaded for help, Sean reached his breaking point.
Sean didn't pull any punches as he forced the WhoDat? to break the hold.
Hayden scurried from the mat room as the action got out of control.
The fight moved from the living room into the patio...

...and finally into the backyard, where Sean unceremoniously dumped the WhoDat? into an abandoned well.
Hayden joined Sean to check on the carnage.
Strangely enough, Hayden seemed more worried about the WhoDat's condition; Sean was totally apathetic.
Then a robin appears next to the abandoned well, symbolizing the arrival of light...
...and an end to the WhoDat's creepy and bizarre world of darkness.
Sean helps his injured partner walk to a nearby bench...
...and takes a seat at Hayden's side.

The two young men contemplate their future...
...as the robin continues to chirp in an agitated, protective manner.
Bobby Vinton's original version of "Blue Velvet" plays as we see candid footage of Sean and Hayden bonding during the shoot. The credits roll.

(The LRW Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the outcome of this match.)
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