LRW Wrestling gets political in its next video offering...
LRW Wrestling proudly presents a new addition to its tag team roster -- the fabulous Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") from the posh environs of
Fairfield County, Connecticut (currently residing in
the Hamptons) and his partner, a burly authoritarian figure known as "The Polish Oligarch," Adrian Wisniewski!!! These two aristocratic individuals call themselves
The One Percent, and they are scheduled to take on those lovable leftists,
The Velvet Mafia ("Sandman" Sean Evans and the self-proclaimed "radical feminist," Austin LeGrand) in our next video presentation!!! Triple F's LRW Super-Star Championship will be at stake in this match, and there is a no-disqualification stipulation in effect (so the wily fratboy cannot save his title via a deliberate DQ).
Adrian Wisniewski hails from
Union, New Jersey (the same hometown as out WWE star,
Darren Young) -- a proud Pole with obvious nationalistic sentiments. Standing at a height of 6' 1" tall and weighing in at 200 lbs., Adrian can be expected to play the role of enforcer in the upcoming bout, ready to protect Triple F's championship title at all costs!!!
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| Away from the LRW mat wars, the dour, brooding Polish Oligarch displays a sense of humor |
Midway through this interview, investigative journalist Kayla Thomas of the Manchester Herald interrupted LRW President Freddie Young to protest Young's appointment as special guest referee for this match. (President Young had already denigrated The One Percent's opponents, referring to them as "Crooked Sean" and "Crazy Austin," so Young's impartiality was definitely in doubt.) However, Young blasted the Manchester Herald as a purveyor of "fake news" and the reporter was hastily ejected from the venue.
The One Percent has vowed to Make Underground Wrestling Great Again (MUWGA). Will special guest referee Old Freddie Young call the match in a fair, impartial manner, or will the bombastic LRW President collude with The One Percent to invalidate the legitimacy of this contest? Keep checking this blog for all of the important news and information concerning this classic encounter!!!
(NOTE: The LRW Wrestling
Locker Room page has been updated to include the additions of Adrian Wisniewski and The One Percent to our roster.)
Was excited to hear that Triple F was coming back, but I'm disappointed to see that he and his new partner are both wearing squarecut gear. I was hoping that Triple F might return to the sexy black trunks with the crown on the back that he wore in his match against Nathanial Noel. Would love to see more of the LRW guys in briefs-style trunks rather than squarecuts.
ReplyDeleteI would never have the audacity to give "Triple F" (the sultan of sartorial splendor) any fashion tips and, in this case, his square-cut trunks with the "Money" motif complemented his Ralph Lauren "Hamptons Map" polo and were entirely appropriate for his role as a member of "The One Percent." Saying that, it should be noted that the gear which a wrestler wears during a pre-match interview isn't necessarily the same gear that he'll be wearing during the match. Stay tuned. ;)
DeleteI want to see FFF get paddled/spanked again!
ReplyDeleteHa. Although Triple F and I get along now, I have to admit that it was amusing seeing our local fraternity pledge master's chastisement at the hands of Nathaniel Noel after Match #2 (especially since Triple F had unceremoniously hazed a defeated Kyle O'Connor at the conclusion of Match #1). BTW I should mention that Nathaniel Noel has taken Sean Evans under his wing and taught him how to apply a sleeper hold (thus earning Sean his recently bestowed "Sandman" moniker). Therefore, "Sandman" Sean Evans could conceivably put Triple F to sleep during the upcoming tag team bout. This is a matter of grave concern to me, since the last thing I need is some crazy radical leftist from the Velvet Mafia becoming the standard bearer of my federation.
Deletei want to wrestle adrain
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