Monday, July 31, 2017

LRW Wrestling Presents...the Masked WhoDat!!!




The Masked WhoDat from N'Awlins -- quite possibly the most creepy and bizarre individual in the history of underground wrestling.
     From the mysterious Bywater area of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, Louisiana comes LRW Wrestling's latest acquisition -- the Masked WhoDat!!!   
     Our introductory video for this wrestler depicts the hedonistic and anarchic lifestyle which has become his custom, culminating in an eerie voodoo ritual intended to terrorize his first LRW opponent -- young Hayden Beaulieu from the bucolic community of Plainfield, Connecticut!!!

     LRW Wrestling's homage to "Blue Velvet" continues with this video, as the Masked WhoDat's voodoo ritual is interlaced with scenes from David Lynch's cult classic!!! Hayden Matthew Beaulieu's full name is attached to the voodoo doll and a black candle is burned, in keeping with the age-old tradition.
     According to Karma Keepers, suppliers of the voodoo paraphernalia used in this production, "a piece of clothing, hair, or nail is most desirable" for use as a "taglock" -- however, "a full name on a piece of paper" will suffice. You can see the scanned "Voodoo Pin Insertion Guide" from Karma Keepers by clicking on the image below. Furthermore, the Masked WhoDat has vowed to conduct another pre-match voodoo ritual using a personal item from Hayden -- just to make sure that the gris-gris works. (How the WhoDat plans to obtain such an item from poor Hayden is anyone's guess!!!)
     LRW Wrestling owner Old Freddie Young has been obsessed with Hayden Beaulieu ever since the young man debuted in his federation. Video #8 was a total debacle for the company, but Freddie plans to hurt and humiliate haughty Hayden in the upcoming match. Freddie has dictated that this encounter be a no disqualification, no time limit contest -- with no submissions allowed!!! On top of that, Freddie has tabbed Sean Evans (a thoroughly cowed, recent college graduate struggling with huge financial debt) to serve as a referee with virtually no power -- forcing Sean to look on helplessly as his bromantic partner is tormented by the sadistic WhoDat!!!
Old Freddie Young says, "If you want a job done right, do it...by calling in the Masked WhoDat." ;)
NOTE: The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the addition of the Masked WhoDat to our official roster.

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