Sunday, July 15, 2018

The Velvet Mafia vs. The One Percent: A New LRW Wrestling Champion!!! (Video #11)

 
     While introducing The Velvet Mafia (Sean Evans and Austin LeGrand), LRW President Freddie Young (serving as special referee for this no-disqualification match) seemed clearly perturbed by their menacing presence.
     When the Polish Oligarch, Adrian Wisniewski (the burly enforcer for The One Percent) was introduced, he immediately got into an altercation with the two young radical leftists.
     LRW President Young (who has already been accused of favoring the interests of The One Percent) raised eyebrows when he effusively greeted LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F", prior to the start of the match.
     Then President Young created another scandal by bowing down to the nationalistic Polish Oligarch, Adrian Wisniewski.
     Soon afterward, the Polish Oligarch whispered into President Young's ear...
...and Freddie requested that all rise for the playing of the Polish national anthem. President Young covered his heart and stood at attention as the members of The Velvet Mafia took a knee in protest.
     As Freddie went over the rules with both teams, he stressed that, if either member of The Velvet Mafia pinned Triple F (or made him submit), that wrestler would become the new LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion.
      Austin chastised the members of the One Percent for their cold-blooded stands on social issues as he punished them with wrestling maneuvers, doing splits and acrobatic stunts to confound them.
     After Sean Evans was tagged in, Austin continued to verbally push back against The One Percent, prompting President Young to lecture the young leftist about civility.
      Twelve and a half minutes into the match, the Polish Oligarch is clearly tired. Triple F has still not tagged into the match, refusing to jeopardize his LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship title!!!
     Finally, at a moment when Austin LeGrand seems to have been sufficiently worn down by his larger opponent, the opportunistic Fratboy Francis Franklin enters the match and cinches a full nelson on Austin. The Ellington blond is clearly in trouble. Austin repeatedly yells for Sean, but is unable to make a tag.
     Fortunately for Austin, he is eventually able to tag in Sean. However, Sean soon finds himself trapped in another sadistic scissors hold by Triple F...
...which soon becomes an even more punishing body scissors / full nelson combo!!!
     Then "Sandman" Sean Evans manages to turn the tide, trapping Triple F in his patented finishing maneuver, the sleeper hold!!! Triple F tries to use his fraternity paddle as a weapon, but this ploy won't save his title in a no-disqualification bout!!! Freddie lifts Triple F's arm three times, receiving no response. Timekeeper at the bell Sam Skversky signals an end to match as Sean and Austin celebrate with high-fives.
     However, LRW President Freddie Young maintains that Triple F had to either submit or be pinned in order to lose the title (all the while attempting to revive his fallen champion). After Triple F regains consciousness, Old Freddie rules that the match must continue!
     Adrian Wisniewski is quickly tagged in by Triple F. The Polish Oligarch spots the discarded fraternity paddle still in the ring...
...and uses it to his advantage...
...pinning Sean Evans' shoulders to the mat as Freddie delivers a quick 1-2-3 count.
      LRW President Young declares The One Percent to be the winners of the match, with Triple F retaining his LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship title!!! Freddie boasts that The One Percent are destined to Make Underground Wrestling Great Again (MUWGA).
HOWEVER...
The legitimacy of the contest is called into question by Kayla Thomas, investigative journalist for the Manchester Herald, and a round table discussion is convened at the LRW Wrestling house. Kayla presents filmed footage of President Young "bowing down to the representative of a foreign nation," and "pledging allegiance to the flag of a foreign nation." Kayla then presents a video clip of Triple F being rendered unconscious during the match, and says that the ensuing celebratory high-five by the Velvet Mafia qualified as a legal tag. Since Sean could not have been legally pinned, Kayla asserts that the match was not a free and fair contest, and it was tainted by collusion with a foreign power. Kayla further states that unless President Young reverses the decision, the editorial staff of the Manchester Herald will urge a boycott of LRW Wrestling.
     A private discussion between Triple F and Old Freddie ensues...
...after which President Young makes an announcement: "After careful consideration of the evidence that you have produced, I regretfully accept the resignation of my LRW Super-Star Champion, Fratboy Francis Franklin aka Triple F, and I declare Sean Evans to be the new LRW Super-Star Champion."
     Freddie rises to leave the table, but Kayla tells him, "I think that it's only appropriate that you give the belt to Sean Evans now."
     Freddie dutifully complies, and it's a total victory for the lovable leftists of the Velvet Mafia. President Young delivers his final speech: "We embark on a new era here in LRW Wrestling. The era of Sean Evans as the LRW Super-Star Champion."
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The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the result of this match and the crowning of Sean Evans as our new LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion.



    


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