Sunday, August 13, 2017

Video #9: The Masked Who Dat? vs. Hayden Beaulieu (Available For Download)

FYI, Hayden said that he really did feel as though his lips would crack during this segment.

     In Video #9, haughty Hayden Beaulieu finally gets what's coming to him -- in a no-disqualification, no-submission, no-time-limit match against the sinister Masked Who Dat? from the mysterious Bywater area of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, Louisiana!!!
How humiliating!!! The Masked Who Dat? takes his dawg for a walk.
     In our last video presentation, Sean Evans laid down to give his "bro" Hayden a cheap victory, and LRW Wrestling was forced to market an embarrassingly short match. This video, however, lasts a long (far too long for Hayden) 23 minutes and 48 seconds -- 18 minutes and 46 seconds devoted to ring intros and the actual match plus 5 minutes and 2 seconds of post-match chaos and mayhem!!!
The Masked Who Dat? hazes Hayden with some cauliflower ears
     Now, on to business...
Hayden's arm is bent backward at the elbow as body scissors crush the kid's ribs
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A hungry Who Dat? begins to cannibalize his young opponent during this no-disqualification match
      (Video #9 is actually the second part of LRW Wrestling's tribute to David Lynch's cult classic, "Blue Velvet" -- and the Masked Who Dat? certainly portrays the Frank Booth character accurately!!!)
The Masked Who Dat? checks the flexibility of Hayden's fingers
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2 comments:

  1. Sorry, but I don't think Old Freddie Young under a mask qualifies as a "Wrestler with photogenic appeal...".

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    1. Well, it's true that the Masked Who Dat? and I are very close. Some may say that we're inseparable.

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