Sunday, January 1, 2017

LRW Wrestling's Hayden Beaulieu Sings "Blue Velvet"


 

     Please keep young Hayden Beaulieu in your thoughts and prayers -- he seems destined for some rough times. Poor baby.
     In this video, Hayden is introduced to the LRW Wrestling world as a budding chanteur, performing "Blue Velvet" in a style similar to Lana Del Rey's (as opposed to the classic Bobby Vinton version). Handling the intros is none other than Hayden's bosom buddy (and would-be Velvet Mafia tag team partner), Sean Evans.
     Of course, Old Freddie Young has put the kibosh on the whole Velvet Mafia idea, jeopardizing the tender bromance by forcing Sean and Hayden to fight each other -- no disqualifications and no submissions -- in the next LRW Wrestling production. After Hayden's disrespectful comments to Old Freddie ("creepy and bizarre" indeed!) and display of homophobic panic during his introductory interview, Freddie has behaved in an unhinged, vengeful manner mirroring Dennis Hopper's portrayal of Frank Booth in the David Lynch cult classic. Like Frank Booth's heterosexual obsession for a seductive, self-destructive chanteuse, Freddie's fixation on the neophyte grappler has prompted him to announce that he himself will serve as referee for the contest -- ensuring that Hayden endures maximum pain and suffering!!!
     Sean Evans is a recent college graduate who is up-to-his-neck in debt. Despite his bond with Hayden, Sean knows where his bread is buttered and who signs his paychecks. Sean is expected to put his personal feelings aside and punish Hayden unmercifully -- with Old Freddie driving him to commit even greater acts of cruelty!!! This sort of match is a major departure for LRW Wrestling, and Video #8 will be a presentation that you won't want to miss!!!

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