LRW Wrestling Presents Shane Saunders from LRW Wrestling on Vimeo.
Old Freddie Young is proud to announce the signing of Shane Saunders to the LRW Wrestling roster. Yes, you heard it right, ladies and gentlemen -- Shane Saunders, perhaps the most popular wrestler in UCW Wrestling -- will now be competing in my federation. (Shane claimed to appreciate the opportunity to "wrestle for a good company," but he did seem unable to keep a straight face after that display of blatant flattery.)
A bit of awkwardness ensued when I questioned the validity of Shane's UCW billing as a Los Angeles resident. Like me, Shane is a Cancer -- and we are notorious about maintaining our privacy. Shane immediately became defensive, asserting that his pro wrestling persona hails from L.A., and I basically had no right to break kayfabe on the matter. Therefore, Shane's current UCW profile on our Locker Room page lists him as being "Billed from" Los Angeles (the biographical info about all of our other wrestlers is 100% factual).
To Shane's obvious chagrin, I could not offer him an immediate chance to win Triple F's coveted LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship title. Since Cameron Murphy (ironically, yet another Cancer) had joined LRW Wrestling prior to Shane's arrival, I felt that it was only fair to match the two of them against each other, with the winner getting a title shot. Therefore our next video will feature the battle of Cancerians -- Shane vs. Cameron -- to determine number one contender status in LRW.
As usual, Shane's fans can correspond with him c/o UCW Wrestling -- however, they can now also send fan mail c/o LRW Wrestling, if they prefer. Just put "Shane Saunders" in the subject heading and address your email to lrw-wrestling@comcast.net -- we'll forward all of your messages to Shane in a timely manner.
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| Welcome to LRW, Shane Saunders!!! |
