Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Triple F & The Spirit of Ryan Kidd

So you thought he was a disgrace to the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship title? 

Here's "Triple F" channeling the spirit of Ryan Kidd to defend LRW from a hostile corporate takeover by Underground Championship Wrestling!!! 

"Triple F" & The Spirit of Ryan Kidd from LRW Wrestling on Vimeo.
  
     Well, here I am, in a conciliatory mood as I interview LRW Champion Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F" prior to his all-important bout against the egomaniacal "Hollywood" Shane Saunders of UCW Wrestling fame. As you know, if Shane wins this match, you'll be watching the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship belt (the belt that I designed and had fabricated at my own expense) defended in UCW Wrestling videos from now on -- with all of the profits being pocketed by Michael Bodyslam and Ethan Axel Andrews.
     The future of LRW Wrestling is in the hands of "Triple F" and I attempted to inspire my champion by telling him the story of Ryan Kidd and Tony Kozina. As you can see in the video posted below, Ryan Kidd at age 16 was subjected to a "real" wrestling match by Kozina, who felt that Ryan had disrespected him (and the sport of pro wrestling) during a promo that the teenager had cut a few weeks earlier. Before the match began, Kozina challenged Ryan not to tap out, no matter how much punishment he endured. Ryan didn't submit, and was left lying semi-conscious in the ring as a result.

     Like Ryan, "Triple F" is up against a far more experienced grappler in Shane Saunders, but the Fratboy has promised me that he too, will never submit -- regardless of how many torturous submission holds Shane applies.
     As you may have read in a previous blog entry, I was the proud winner of the first-ever Ryan Kidd Fabric Free-For-All. Well, those items will be put to good use in the upcoming video; "Triple F" will proudly be wearing the same trunks that Ryan Kidd wore in many of his earlier matches. In addition, all of the other Ryan Kidd memorabilia will be prominently displayed in my living room when this match takes place. The plan is to not only motivate "Triple F" but also to antagonize and demoralize Shane Saunders (in much the same way that Muhammad Ali psyched out George Foreman by having a witch doctor sprinkle "Hoobie Dust" in the ring prior to their historic title match in Kinshasa, Zaire).
     Will the wily Fratboy Francis Franklin devise some strategy that will enable him to overcome Shane's wealth of experience and finely honed skills, or will Saunders -- fresh off a convincing victory against Cameron Murphy in our last video presentation -- once again triumph? Stay tuned, wrestling fans!!!
 (Note: Ryan Kidd publishes a blog which is updated every Thursday at 3pm Eastern Time. You can check it out here.)