Sunday, February 25, 2018

LRW Wrestling Presents...The One Percent!!!

LRW Wrestling gets political in its next video offering...


     LRW Wrestling proudly presents a new addition to its tag team roster -- the fabulous Fratboy Francis Franklin (aka "Triple F") from the posh environs of Fairfield County, Connecticut (currently residing in the Hamptons) and his partner, a burly authoritarian figure known as "The Polish Oligarch," Adrian Wisniewski!!! These two aristocratic individuals call themselves The One Percent, and they are scheduled to take on those lovable leftists, The Velvet Mafia ("Sandman" Sean Evans and the self-proclaimed "radical feminist," Austin LeGrand) in our next video presentation!!! Triple F's LRW Super-Star Championship will be at stake in this match, and there is a no-disqualification stipulation in effect (so the wily fratboy cannot save his title via a deliberate DQ).
      Adrian Wisniewski hails from Union, New Jersey (the same hometown as out WWE star, Darren Young) -- a proud Pole with obvious nationalistic sentiments. Standing at a height of 6' 1" tall and weighing in at 200 lbs., Adrian can be expected to play the role of enforcer in the upcoming bout, ready to protect Triple F's championship title at all costs!!!
Away from the LRW mat wars, the dour, brooding Polish Oligarch displays a sense of humor
      Midway through this interview, investigative journalist Kayla Thomas of the Manchester Herald interrupted LRW President Freddie Young to protest Young's appointment as special guest referee for this match. (President Young had already denigrated The One Percent's opponents, referring to them as "Crooked Sean" and "Crazy Austin," so Young's impartiality was definitely in doubt.) However, Young blasted the Manchester Herald as a purveyor of "fake news" and the reporter was hastily ejected from the venue.
      The One Percent has vowed to Make Underground Wrestling Great Again (MUWGA). Will special guest referee Old Freddie Young call the match in a fair, impartial manner, or will the bombastic LRW President collude with The One Percent to invalidate the legitimacy of this contest? Keep checking this blog for all of the important news and information concerning this classic encounter!!!
     (NOTE: The LRW Wrestling Locker Room page has been updated to include the additions of Adrian Wisniewski and The One Percent to our roster.)

Sunday, February 11, 2018

LRW Wrestling Presents...The Velvet Mafia!!!


     Wearing a brand new, white velvet, ring jacket, Sean Evans came to Freddie Young with an ultimatum: either LRW Wrestling goes forward with the Velvet Mafia tag team concept, or Sean leaves the federation!!!
     At first Freddie balked, thinking that the tag team would feature his old nemesis, Hayden Beaulieu. However, Sean explained that he had found a new tag team partner -- a young man from Ellington, Connecticut (just a 15 minute drive from the LRW Wrestling compound) named Austin LeGrand!!!
     Clad in a stunning, navy blue, velvet ring jacket, Austin (LRW's first competitor born under the sign of Taurus) made his entrance in a typically raucous manner and began to discuss his background. Austin's regular profession is in the field of Human Services, but he models in his part time. Some of Austin's credentials include work for L'OrĂ©al Paris USA at their New York Office, Connecticut's International Institute of Cosmetology, and Eclectica Magazine (one of the oldest surviving online literary publications).
     Off-camera, Austin also told us that he holds "super-spiritual beliefs," that he considers himself to be a "radical feminist" and that he wants to "tear down the system." Obviously, this outspoken young man is destined to make a lasting impression wherever he goes, and LRW Wrestling will be no exception!!!
     As viewers of LRW Wrestling Video #10 already know, Sean Evans defeated newcomer Adam Nowak to earn a shot at the LRW Wrestling Super-Star Championship currently held by Fratboy Francis Franklin aka "Triple F." The fact that Sean is now dedicating himself to tag team wrestling will not hinder that goal in the least.
     In our next video presentation, the Velvet Mafia will take on Fratboy Francis Franklin and a mystery partner (if he can find one). If either member of the Velvet Mafia pins "Triple F" (or makes him submit) that wrestler will become the new LRW Wrestling Super-Star Champion!!! Furthermore, this match will be a special "no disqualification" match, so "Triple F" will not be able to save his title via an intentional disqualification (as he has done several times in the past). Lastly, if "Triple F" cannot find a tag team partner, he will have to defend the title against the Velvet Mafia in a 2-on-1 handicap match!!!
     The stipulations of the upcoming contest put our controversial champion in a bind, to say the least. Will the wily fratboy be able to save his title with his patented brand of ingenious skullduggery, or will one of the charismatic members of the Velvet Mafia emerge triumphant? Keep checking on this blog to stay abreast of all the upcoming developments!!!
     (NOTE: Our Locker Room page has been updated to reflect the addition of Austin LeGrand to the roster, plus the addition of the Velvet Mafia tag team.)
The Velvet Mafia